Don't be a tosser

A UK town is combating litter with a few cleverly worded signs...

However it takes on a whole new meaning once you know that in the UK a "tosser" is a "masturbator".

Macho Salad

Oh yeah. That's sexy...
(Warning: Mildly vulgar)

Prank leads to 16-inch penis tattoo

A Queensland man was convinced to get a tattoo, and after a disagreement finally agreed to get a yin-yang tattoo on his back. When he went home and showed it to his roommate, she informed him the tattoo was not what he had planned on, but instead was a 16-inch penis with a misspelled slogan implying he was gay. He is suing the tattoo artist. No photos have been released as of yet. (But while searching I did come across the most disgusting and disturbing extreme penis tattooing and piercing that I've ever seen. Do not click here unless you are prepared to be freaked out! WARNING: Extremely graphic!)